Honest untruths and Circuit City

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Anyway, I ran into this girl the other day that I met when I was homeless and sleeping in H&M fitting rooms. It's funny how time changes people but at the same time sort of keeps them the same. Almost like being in a constantly changing, metamorphosing prison. When we saw each other, she looked at me with these piercing eyes...it was one of those looks that just sort of pierces your heart and you know that the person looking at you knows something about you that you've devoted yourself to concealing but for some reason...

On to more serious things.

I love Circuit City because they have a no questions asked return policy. This is particularly good for me because my mp3 player just broke and I'm in need of a brand spankin new one (this is where the trickery comes in). Now there are normally two things that can I would do in this situation.

1. Find the same mp3 player at Circuit City, buy it, switch the players and return the old one.
2. Find another mp3 player that I like, buy it at the Circuit City inflated price then get the same thing on eBay for cheap then return the Circuit City mp3 player. Or in the event that the eBay player is busted, refer to item number 1.

This may be unethical but as my friend Micah J. used to say, "Richard, you lack scruples."