I'm the Grinch

I finally made it out of my house this morning after waking up at 5 am and being shocked by the tons of coke snow that had accumulated in the back yard last night. So after a quick 45 minute scrub-a-dub I throw on some clothes and decide to put some new 'choons on the old mp3 cube of death. Unfortunately, I decided to use windows media player (I know, why the hell would I do that...i don't know. I was still in shock). 20 minutes later, I'm out and about and make it to the Kellog diner (the hottest diner to go to if you're an MTA worker who just has to get your daily fix of overpriced internet access while sipping a day old cup of joe) and they're playing Christmas music. It's fucking December 4th!!! Am I overreacting or is this just a bit too early for this?


I remember when you wouldn't hear a Christmas tune until the week before Christmas. Now, they're probably playing this madness right after halloween!! Don't get me wrong, I like Christmas as much as the next secular humanist but this is too much. Alright, my rant is now complete.

For those of you who are thinking of getting me something for the upcoming international holiday spending spree, I have two words for you: Gift Certificate. Where to you ask?

• Paypal (alright, it isn't exactly a gift certificate but it isn't money either so you won't come across as gauche).
• eBay (notice that I'm trying to amass some cash here).
• H & M if you must.

Also, please make sure to send me your requests in a timely manner or else your ass will end up with a brand spankin' new osterizer (yeah, hot shit)