I love spam, the saga continues (with a bit of oral clarification)...

I know that you are all going to hate me for this but I replied to my piece of spam and actually got a reply back. It's below:

Dear R,

Thanks for your response and willingness to
participate in this transaction. The name of my bank
is MASHREQ BANK LLC. I am happy as well to know that
we can do this together for our mutual interest. I
shall send you the deposit certificate in my next
email. You shall find my name listed in the below
Mashreq Bank website as Head of Corporate Affairs
Department. This is just to proof to you that I am
who I say I am and I will require your unreserve
attention to this transaction.
http://www.mashreqbank.com/UAE/05Profile/01AboutUs/60managementstructure/02leadershipforum.asp

This transaction requires utmost trust from your side,
since you will be receiving the funds in your account
and shall be in control of everything, until I come
for my share. Regarding the sharing, since I am the
initiator of this transaction I deserve to take home a
higher percentage, so I propose to share the money
with you 40% for you and 60% for me. let me know your
mind on this, because it is my wish for both parties
to be happy.

I want you to bear one thing in mind, there is no risk
involved in this transaction. It is 100% risk free and
secured. It involves bank to bank wire transfer to
your bank account. I shall take care of every
information related to the account once the transfer
is concluded. The first step now in this transaction,
is to place your name as the next of kin to the
account in the bank system so that every information
will reflect accordingly. I will require you to send
me the following information for the commencement of
the process, your full names, your age, postal
address, telephone and fax numbers. This has to be
done immediately. This transaction will be completed..>
within 10-14 working days and the funds will be
transferred to your bank account.

Once I receive the above mentioned information and
concludes with the arrangements, the services of a
very good attorney will be required to represent you
in the affected offices for the claim. I have a very
good lawyer in mind, he specializes in such cases and
also a registered attorney with the Central Bank of
United Arab Emirate, which is the bank that will
handle the transfer of the funds out of the country to
your bank account.

As far as my bank is concern, I will handle my part. I
shall send you the lawyer’s contact details once I
receive the requested information so that you can
contact him and requeste for his services. Here is a
little more about me, I am married to a lovely wife
with four children, three boys and a girl. It has been
my dream to manage my own business and I think God has
answered my prayers by making this transaction
possible. Tell me more about yourself, family and your
business.

Please, contact me strictly on this my personal email
address and remember to treat this transaction with
utmost confidentiality. I will appreciate you send me
an email at any time on receipt of this e-mail for
more oral
clarification.

I await your urgent response. Thank you and God
bless.

Regards,

Khan.