Some poeticism from the archives

Just so you know, my poetry sucks. As a matter of fact I hate poetry with a passion. I'm of the opinion that there is no greater waste of time than writing poetry (aside from maybe reading it). But I digress. The following is a sampling of some of the most time wasting poetry you'll ever see. Note my utter disregard for iambic pentameter and other poetic contrivances.

Little Fuckers

Kids will push your ass.
Especially if you are sitting
next to a window that they
want to look out of.
To add insult to injury,
they will not apologize.